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A cracky doctrine about Mello's ass

Wed Apr 8, 2009, 5:25 AM
i was bored. and danced off a similar article about how does "shit happens" in different religions. got carried away, adding things and giving birth to my own idiocy. mello's ass is that inspiring
(i fuck up grammar and common sense, so here's Optimism Matt instead of Optimism!Matt or adjective "optimistic")


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A cracky doctrine about Mello's ass


Faith Matt: - Mello's ass happens
Confucianism Matt: - Confucius teaches: what has happened is named "Mello's Ass"
Buddhism Matt: If Mello's ass happens, in reality it is not Mello's ass at all
Hedonism Matt: - There's nothing better than a nicely happened Mello's ass
Hinduism Matt: - Mello's ass happened to me in my previous life
Mormonism Matt: - I believe in every part of Mello's ass that was revealed and is yet to be revealed
Stoicism Matt: - Wise Matt doesn't speak about Mello's ass, he does Mello's ass
Islam Matt: - If Mello's ass has happened, insha'Allah
Catholicism Matt: - Mello's ass has happened because I was bad
Scandinavian mythology Matt: - Mello's ass is a hole in the middle of Yggdrasil
Matt Carnegie: - Mello's ass has happened? Smile at it!
Nihilism Matt: - Mello's ass has happened? Fuck it
Krishnaite Matt: - Mello's ass has happened. Rama-Rama
Matt Freud: - Mello's ass happened to me in my childhood
Rastafarianism Matt: - Let's roll Mello's pants into a joint! And smoke his chocolate stash too!
Solipsism Matt: - Mello's ass in my mind is the only thing that truly exists
Matt Nietzsche: - Mello's ass will make me stronger
Matt Jung: - Mello's ass is the archetype of the Great Mother (Fucker)
Gestalt Matt: - Every optical illusion shows me Mello's ass
Existentialism Matt: - Every Mello's ass is unique
Feng Shui Matt: - Correctly positioned Mello's ass grants you life energy
Zen Matt: - Mello's ass happening around you won't give you any chance to concentrate and meditate
Pessimism Matt: - Mello's ass is half dressed : (
Optimism Matt: - Mello's ass is half filled! XD
Atheism Matt: - boo, Mello's ass


UPD. here i claim:
Optimism, Pessimism, Zen, Feng Shui, Existentialism, Gestalt, Solipsism, Nihilism, Scandinavian mythology, Stoicism, Mormonism Matts to be born out of the ass of my brain. Others were alternated due to the "shit happens" article or simply left as they were.

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:iconcardcaptorsakura01:
You. Are. Amazing.
i love MattXMello
it's amazing! not to mention your art is amazing, I came for the paring, stayed for the art. :) keep on trucking!

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Men are the worst. All of them are cheating. But I thought I would try and believe. I can't believe this. All you men should go and die! ~~Quoth Maka

"HEY! I'm dead sexy!" Coach Boenisch
:iconstuffed-fox:
раз-два-Dru-четыре-пять, вышел зайчик погулять

и нарвался на яой

френдись давай
:iconmellos-lapdog:
~rape!~ Hahaha your page has been raped!!! ~sits an innocently waits for page 4~
:iconsandaa:
<333


*sits and doodles a warm MM*


a morning purr purr
:iconeveryonescrazynotme:
I love your stuff! Will you draw more or do I have to do something nasty? lol
:iconwindyrein:
So, I was told a good rape will make you draw another page of Roof..

Hmm... *rapes your ass to next week*

:D

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Ask the wind for guidance and find peace in its embrace...
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Proud *MattGasmer and fangirl of BB
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:iconstuffed-fox:
*howls, laughs and cheers* - ohfuckYES! XDDDD
maybe i shouldn't draw anything? :XD: people will come and love me XD
:iconwindyrein:
:D Happy to please ;)
Or maybe you should and people would rape you again *hint hint, nudge nudge* :XD:

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Ask the wind for guidance and find peace in its embrace...
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Proud *MattGasmer and fangirl of BB
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Love? [link]
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Light the Way [link]
:iconanimeaddict57:
I was told to rape your frontpage for another comic O.O dunno if I should, though I have to say, I highly enjoy your comics^.^

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